Alternate title: Conversations with Sebastian, Volume Two
Sebastian, tonight while I'm reading him a story before bed:
I don't pee on you, right Mommy?
Me: Um, no. No you don't.
Sebastian, giggling: Someone pees on you!
Me: ????
Sebastian, guffawing: Harry Potter pees on you!!
Me: I think I'd remember if that happened.
I don't even know what to say about this one.
OMG, Harry Potter pees on me ALL THE TIME. Let's be best friends. I'm mean really, every day it's like HARRY!! Stop itttttt!!
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