Alternate title: Conversations with Sebastian, Volume Two
Sebastian, tonight while I'm reading him a story before bed:
I don't pee on you, right Mommy?
Me: Um, no. No you don't.
Sebastian, giggling: Someone pees on you!
Sebastian, guffawing: Harry Potter pees on you!!
Me: I think I'd remember if that happened.
I don't even know what to say about this one.