Thursday, May 17, 2012

Conversations with Sebastian, Vol. 3

Sebastian:  Mom!  There’s something in my butt!

Me:  What?!

S: No!  You gotta come see!  There’s something in my butt and you gotta get it out!

Me: Is it poop? (In my head: I don’t know whether to wish for it to be poop or to not be poop.)

Sebastian: No!  Look!  You gotta get it out!

Epilogue:  He sharted.  I got it out.  The end.

(Being a mother is strange sometimes.)


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    1. FINALLY! I'm so happy that someone appreciates how awesome this is. I think people were turned off by the word 'shart.'


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