Sebastian: Mom! There’s something in my butt!
Me: What?!
S: No! You gotta come see! There’s something in my butt and you gotta get it out!
Me: Is it poop? (In my head: I don’t know whether to wish for it to be
poop or to not be poop.)
Sebastian: No!
Look! You gotta get it out!
Epilogue: He
sharted. I got it out. The end.
(Being a mother is strange sometimes.)
Hahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteFINALLY! I'm so happy that someone appreciates how awesome this is. I think people were turned off by the word 'shart.'
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