Things that have been broken in my bedroom in the last two days because my children are wild heathens who insist on jumping on my bed and/or throwing everything they find so hard that the boom it makes is almost louder than my voice when I yell at them to STOP BEING WILD, HEATHEN CHILDREN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN?:
This baby monitor:
This alarm clock:
I will probably take the price to replace all of these things out of whatever money they get for Christmas, Easter, their birthdays, for HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES.