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I know, I know. Apparently I'm going through a crises wherein I try to relive my youth. I first watched the show almost 10 years ago when my then-boyfriend, now-husband left me for the three months before our wedding to artificially impregnate salmon on a remote island in Alaska. And then again for three months after our wedding.
I had some free time, is what I'm saying.
I borrowed the DVDs from my friend who had all but the second-to-last season, which I still haven't seen. (I'm working up to it.)
I binge-watched them, obviously, spending hours watching and wishing I lived in Stars Hollow and worked at an inn and read even more books than I already did.
A lot has changed in my life in the last 10 years. I got married, my husband returned from Alaska, we moved back home-ish, We became parents and then had another kid and I finally, sort of, started feeling like I had my stuff together as a Real Live Adult.
This is my frame of reference as I go through this saga one more time.
And you know what I've discovered? Those two women are completely immature. They have no idea how to be adults at all, even Rory. They whine and are petty and lie about stupid things and GROW UP ALREADY.
But actually, that's what makes me like the show more, in a way. It's realistic that someone who had a baby at 16 might not be the most mature and stable of adults. Obviously that's not the case with everyone. I know people who became parents young who are way more of an adult than people who started much later.
My point is, though, that it's believable that Lorelei would have made her daughter more of a friend than a daughter. It makes sense that she took on that role and still acts like she's 16 because she never got to be a teenager and because she and Rory basically grew up together.
That being said, as someone who comes from a long line of women who value hard work and doing things for yourself and dear lord, don't ever scream when you see a mouse because that's just wimpy, the fact that Lorelei can't seem to do ANYTHING house-related makes me question how she ever survived life as long as she has.
And every time she whines to Luke about a broken window or roof problem or whatever makes me want to smack her and smack him, too.
Dude. Cook a meal for yourself. Clean your own gutters. Do something other than watch tv and drink coffee!
And now I will excuse myself because apparently I've devoted entirely too much time and energy into analyzing Gilmore Girls.
Aaaaaaannnnddd I just found an old Myspace blog I wrote during the very last season of the show. I cursed a lot more then. Also I'm beginning to question whether I even enjoy this show at all or just enjoy torturing myself.
Please to be enjoying:
A blog-topic interlude to discuss the shit that is Gilmore Girls
11/29/2006 2:40:00 PM
11/29/2006 1:35:00 PM
I apologize ahead of time for this. It's embarrassing to admit that I focus so much energy and thought onto this. Please don't judge me!!!
I do not like the Gilmore Girls, yet I will watch it. I don't want to admit that it is complete crap this season and I will go down with its ship! The show has gone completely and utterly off-track and I just don't understand. Now granted, I hadn't seen but one or two before this past summer but I made up for lost time as I watched the first five seasons on DVD (thanks Lauren!). So now I am an expert! And the show has gone to shit.
Let me tell you why!
1. Fucking Lorelei and Christopher.
---Seriously? Now they put Lorelei and Christopher together? It's like the writers have been taken over by the super conservative crazies who believe that just because they procreated together they should be married, despite the fact that he's a big choad. And oh yes, he is the choadiest of the choads. I mean, who stops a knit-a-thon? It's an A-thon! It's not supposed to stop until the Thon is A-over! He's been such an ass to the lady but that's all forgiven and la-la-la let's get married and live happily ever after!
2. Luke and Lorelei
---They belong together. I don't care that she's married and stupid. The past 6 seasons have been about the tension between them because he is so very in love with him and she is completely oblivious. Then they were together and all was right with the show, but of course there are supposed to be "obstacles" that get in the way, but it's supposed to turn out right in the end. Do you remember Ross and Rachel? That's just the way it goes! And I can't suddenly turn that off and be happy about the Choad marriage. Because if the writers wanted L&L to get back together, they would create some thick tension between Lorelei & Chris. But I haven't seen it.
3. Luke's hat
---Why in the world do they think that it's okay to keep him in the exact same costume for seven straight seasons? Jeans? check. Flannel shirt? check. Backwards hat that looks really, really stupid and makes me want to rip it off his head and smack the costume design people with it? Check!!
4. I really don't feel like making lists anymore so I will just randomly complain. I don't like Rory's boyfriend. Where are all the dark and brooding boyfriends, like Jess? I think she's probably supposed to end up with Jess. Or even Marty! He's dark and brooding! The blond guy (what's his name?) is just annoyingly rich and suave and I want to throw things at his head. It's kind of funny that both Lorelei and Rory fought that whole elitist bullshit and are now wrapped all up in it. I miss the poor Gilmore Girls! And I miss the town! They were so much fun! There was a little bit of it last night but not nearly enough!
Is that enough? What do you think about it? Am I silly? Do I need to just get a life? Probably. Okay. Am done now.