New addition

Isn't he adorable?  I'm calling him Charles, much like every inanimate object that I decide to assign a name to. 

Welcome to the family, Charles. 

I love you so much more because I didn't actually have to pay cash for you, as I'd accumulated enough credit card points buying eggs, milk and Coke Zero to cover the price of you.

(Also, I understand the irony of using my phone to take a picture of my new camera.  Wait, is that real irony or Alanis Morissette irony?  I can't seem to tell the difference anymore.)