Not pictured: My sanity and/or my will to parent.

Things that have been broken in my bedroom in the last two days because my children are wild heathens who insist on jumping on my bed and/or throwing everything they find so hard that the boom it makes is almost louder than my voice when I yell at them to STOP BEING WILD, HEATHEN CHILDREN, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WERE YOU RAISED IN A BARN?:

This lamp:

This baby monitor:

This alarm clock:

I will probably take the price to replace all of these things out of whatever money they get for Christmas, Easter, their birthdays, for HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES.

Heathens.